Somebody purchase these for me, and I promise that I won’t wipe my sandy beach bum on them come summer, but instead will hang them up in my room and stare at them all year round, and they’ll never have to absorb a goddamn thing but my ever loving reverence.

Raymond Pettibon and Ed Ruscha Beach Towel images via Third Drawer Down, towels available at same (Pettibon sold out, but restocked soon!)