For those moments when you gotta to wage some serious warfare, but also ought to be restrained.  AKA perfect for nights out at the cluuuub, when you need to send the “I AM crazy and I WILL kill you” message to errant sleazeballs in a subdued, aesthetically appealing manner.

Images via Garbage Dress, which I check everyday.  

Similar harnesses currently available at the Garbage Dress Etsy page.